Shit, I wonder how much drugs you’d have to take to see this.
January 23, 2013, 3:19pm
Oh dear god, he’s done one with Pirates of Caribbean too!
And his dick is flapping about the whole time, without the cock sock.
Man, I almost cracked a rib laughing that hard.
December 11, 2012, 11:50am
September 17, 2012, 11:56am
A beautiful rainbow is possible right there in you bathroom. Just call this man.
May 21, 2012, 6:03pm
Caretaker licks monkey’s butt for an hour to help it defecate
Yesterday, Wuhan Zoo Monkey caretaker Zhang Bangsheng unbelievably used his tongue to lick a small monkey’s butt!
50-year-old Zhang Bangsheng used warm water to clean a small Francois’ Leaf Monkey’s buttocks, then began using his mouth to lick it, not stopping for over an hour, until the little monkey defecated a single peanut. Only after the peanut was defecated did Zhang Bangsheng laugh with satisfaction.
As it is understood, this small Francois’ langur is only 3 months old, and is the first Francois’ Leaf Monkey to be born in nearly 10 years at this animal park. The Francois’ langur is a rare primate from Guangxi and Guizhou and is amongst the nation’s most protected animals. Because it is so precious, the zoo gave it to model worker and high-level expert Zhang Bangsheng to care for and raise.
May 01, 2012, 1:16pm
Sometimes I have screencaps on my desktop and don’t remember where I got them from but wanted to post them here but just forgot for a long long time. My first reaction after I open the jpg that’s sitting there is ‘what the actual fuck, how did that get in here?’.
But then I remember it’s from one of my many random adventures in the weird part of the internet.
I still have no clue how I end up on those sites in the first place… well, most of the time.
January 24, 2012, 10:34pm
Today’s entertainment is brought to you by some chick with spikes.
via Sangre Yakuza
September 30, 2011, 10:32am
Reblogged from apocalypsechic.
September 26, 2011, 11:25am
My brain turned to jelly just now.
September 21, 2011, 10:27am