Weird stuff from my hard drive. Might have posted before.
I wish I was that sexy holding a sword.
May 30, 2012, 1:31am

A beautiful rainbow is possible right there in you bathroom. Just call this man.
May 21, 2012, 6:03pm
Caretaker licks monkey’s butt for an hour to help it defecate
Yesterday, Wuhan Zoo Monkey caretaker Zhang Bangsheng unbelievably used his tongue to lick a small monkey’s butt!
50-year-old Zhang Bangsheng used warm water to clean a small Francois’ Leaf Monkey’s buttocks, then began using his mouth to lick it, not stopping for over an hour, until the little monkey defecated a single peanut. Only after the peanut was defecated did Zhang Bangsheng laugh with satisfaction.
As it is understood, this small Francois’ langur is only 3 months old, and is the first Francois’ Leaf Monkey to be born in nearly 10 years at this animal park. The Francois’ langur is a rare primate from Guangxi and Guizhou and is amongst the nation’s most protected animals. Because it is so precious, the zoo gave it to model worker and high-level expert Zhang Bangsheng to care for and raise.
May 01, 2012, 1:16pm
Sometimes I have screencaps on my desktop and don’t remember where I got them from but wanted to post them here but just forgot for a long long time. My first reaction after I open the jpg that’s sitting there is ‘what the actual fuck, how did that get in here?’.
But then I remember it’s from one of my many random adventures in the weird part of the internet.
I still have no clue how I end up on those sites in the first place… well, most of the time.
January 24, 2012, 10:34pm
Today’s entertainment is brought to you by some chick with spikes.
Linda Yamamoto
via Sangre Yakuza
September 30, 2011, 10:32am
Like a boss…
Minute long wheelie, courtesy of some Chinese dude. And not a single fuck was given.
September 12, 2011, 9:36pm
Lights Out: A bare-assed Japanese man slaps around random objects with a Japan-shaped papier maché penis extension.
tl;dr: Japan.
[wtfjs.]
September 09, 2011, 12:25pm